Season 2 Episode 17

Daphne's Room

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 28, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Frasier: If you're through marinating in your own testosterone, I have a problem. Remember last night I went back into Daphne's room? Well, she caught me again.
      Niles: You're joking!
      Frasier: I was just so embarrassed I had to leave this morning before she woke up. I left a little note, trying to explain my actions. Considering the circumstances, I don't think there's any way she can forgive me!
      Niles: Oh, come now. It wasn't as bad as all that. It's not like you saw her naked or something.
      (Frasier looks at his feet, Niles can't believe it)
      Niles: You did!
      Frasier: But I took no pleasure in it at all! The entire thing was just absolutely mortifying!
      Niles: Frasier, I want to help you with this, so you have to tell me everything. Every sight, every sound – Frasier, unburden yourself before you explode! (he says about to explode himself)
      Frasier: No, Niles, no!
      (Niles takes out a pen and grabs a napkin)
      Niles: Alright then, I'll show you how I've always imagined her and you tell me where I'm wrong!