Frasier: If you're through marinating in your own testosterone, I have a problem. Remember last night I went back into Daphne's room? Well, she caught me again.
Niles: You're joking!
Frasier: I was just so embarrassed I had to leave this morning before she woke up. I left a little note, trying to explain my actions. Considering the circumstances, I don't think there's any way she can forgive me!
Niles: Oh, come now. It wasn't as bad as all that. It's not like you saw her naked or something.
(Frasier looks at his feet, Niles can't believe it)
Niles: You did!
Frasier: But I took no pleasure in it at all! The entire thing was just absolutely mortifying!
Niles: Frasier, I want to help you with this, so you have to tell me everything. Every sight, every sound – Frasier, unburden yourself before you explode! (he says about to explode himself)
Frasier: No, Niles, no!
(Niles takes out a pen and grabs a napkin)
Niles: Alright then, I'll show you how I've always imagined her and you tell me where I'm wrong!