Niles: Well, we'll have to have Joan and Ted Birkin, that's a no-brainer.
Frasier: Technically that's two no-brainers, forget the Birkins.
Niles: Wait a minute, you can't just steamroll over me, I want the Birkins!
Frasier: I don't!
Niles: Well, I do!
Frasier: All right, we each have a right to blackball, let's say, three guests. We will each get an equal voice.
Niles: That's fair enough.
(Frasier brings over the nut tray. Niles gets three nuts and Frasier
gets three nuts. Frasier then places a bowl on the table)
Frasier: That's three for me and three for you. And just to get the blackball rolling... (throws one in bowl) Bye-bye, Birkins!
Niles: What about John and Carol Peterson, everyone loves them.
Frasier: Not everyone! (throws his second in bowl) Blackball!
Frasier: No, no, we never question the blackball. We just bow to its will.
Niles: Fine, Nina and Arch Duncan.
Frasier: "The Drunken Duncans?!" Have you lost your... (realizes) Wait a minute. You loathe the Duncans, you just want me to waste a blackball.
Niles: That's insane, I adore the Duncans.
Frasier: Really? Well, perhaps I misjudged them. Very well Niles, the Duncans it is. (slowly writing) Nina and Arch...
Niles: Oh, stop it, they're hideous! (throws in his first) Blackball! What about the Walburts?
Frasier: Oh, I like the Walburts.
Niles: Finally. Gordons?
Frasier: I love the Gordons, now we're rolling.
Niles: How about the DiFalcos?
Frasier: (throws in last) Blackball! She is a twit. How about the Whitneys?
Niles: (throws in second) Blackball! He's a dolt. (Frasier begins eating another nut) Cromwells?
Frasier: (throws in nut) Blackball!
Niles: Look, if you're gonna... (notices it wasn't official) Wait a minute, you're out of blackballs... this is a dried-up old fig.
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