Niles: I thought to bolster my self esteem, I would adopt this lavish new look.
Frasier: Well, it suits you. Dashing and yet understated and uh - oh, I give up. What are we talking about?
Niles: My mustache. (displays his upper lip with no visible hair whatsoever) I grant you, it's at an early stage.
Frasier: What stage? Research and development?