(He leaves the kitchen. Cut to the living room as Eddie rushes up
and chomps down on his pants cuff. Frasier crosses the living room
dragging him along)
Frasier: Oh, oh, dear God! Unhand me you wretch! Oh, you vile creature! Oh, for God's sake, you miserable mutt! Niles, please! Throw him a Liv-A-Snap! Get off of me!
(Cut to Frasier's room. Marie is on the bed, Frasier comes in, still
fighting off Eddie)
Frasier: Just let go of that leg, you, this instant!
(Slams the door on the dog)
Frasier: My father's best friend. Well, after your father.