Season 1 Episode 20


Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 31, 1994 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Frasier: (on-air) Hello, Rachel. I'm listening.
      Rachel: Oh, thanks for taking my call, Dr. Crane. Um, I'm involved in sort of a strange love triangle.
      Frasier: (off-air, to Roz) Oh goody, this is sweeps week! (on-air)
      Rachel: You see, I recently married a widower. Now, Phil's a real good man, he's a kind man. But there's just one little problem. He insists on keeping an urn with his late wife's ashes on the dresser in our bedroom.
      Frasier: That is a definite "Yikes."
      Rachel: See, I knew that wasn't normal. He says it is, but I knew it wasn't!
      Frasier: All right, Rachel, Rachel, now listen. Before you go off half-cocked, let's try to remember this is a very sensitive issue for your husband. Obviously those ashes mean a very great deal to him. And although I don't believe it's appropriate that he keep them in the bedroom, I suppose you could maybe move them to another room?
      Rachel: Well, I guess I could try that. Maybe I'll move them into the guest room. (sound of crockery breaking) Oops.
      Frasier: Rachel, what happened?
      Rachel: Oh... oh, nothing. I gotta run, Dr. Crane. I've got some vacuuming to do.
      (The line goes dead)