Frasier: Favourite Quotes

alanwarsap
[1]Aug 4, 2006
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Would everyone like to give their favourite quotes from Frasier, they can come from any season or character, please give the name of the character, which season it's from and the name of the episode if known.
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chris52579
[2]Aug 4, 2006
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Fraiser season 5.

"and why do you ask ? Cause I'm Fraiser and I'm a sexaholic"

From the episode Fraiser's Gotta Have It.
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alanwarsap
[3]Aug 4, 2006
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That's the idea, keep 'em comin'.
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no1bean
[4]Aug 4, 2006
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this is from an episode in series 7 called back talk(1)
Daphne:You know what's curious?
Frasier:Cats!
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DHPLover
[5]Aug 6, 2006
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From Something Borrowed, Someone Blue season seven:
Niles: I find that remark rude, boorish and impossible to deny
From The Seal That Came To Dinner season six:
Niles: Honestly officer my wife's alive, she's in Antwerp having her elbows done
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alanwarsap
[6]Aug 10, 2006
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Here's two from Season 3, Kisses Sweeter Than Wine :-
Frasier to Niles : Niles don't yell at me, if you were able to lift anything heavier than an emery board we wouldn't be in this posititon!
and
Martin : Jeez, I thought you were just going to slit your wrists, looks like you went for the death of a thousand cuts
Frasier : I cut myself because I was shaving without water and why was there no water, because I had to move your chair, which goughed the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, which called for Cecil, who ate the cat, that caught the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built
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Clarinet2006
[7]Aug 11, 2006
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Season 1, Episode 7: Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier : Every time we touch and kiss I get queasy.
Catherine : What are you telling me? That the thought of making love to me makes you sick to your stomach?
Frasier : Yes, but don't take it personally!
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Seinfelder
[8]Aug 12, 2006
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From Season 10s Fathers and Sons:

Frasier, Nile and Lelan: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse! With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse! With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
Martin: With many awful facts about the scary hippopotamus!

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DHPLover
[9]Aug 16, 2006
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From Season Seven: To Thine Old Self Be True
Frasier: (Re Maris) It's hard to believe that's the same frail woman who once sprained her wrist from having too much dip on a cracker
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luvNiles
[10]Aug 24, 2006
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From one of my favorite episodes so far: "The Last Time I Saw Maris"

Season 3 ~ Episode 8:

Marta, the maid, to Frasier: "Missy Crane say, no you Dr. Crane, no other Dr. Crane, and no Crane with a cane!"
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Diogo22
[11]Aug 25, 2006
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from "dad loves sherry, the boys just whine"

Frasier (to Martin) WAIT A MINUTE! how many times did you made the effort to make the women we cared about feel welcome?

Niles: Oh Frasier, you're right he almost got away with that

«from radio wars

Frasier: oh, Niles, that was you (on the lobby)? I thought it was Mrs something trying to get a picture of my butt

Niles: how exciting to be present at the birth of a new phobia...

from the dinner party

Niles: dad, are we odd?
Martin: you're are not odd, you are just special

From something borrowed, someone blue

Roz: going to a wedding with your boss, is like going to the prom with your brother
Frasier: Niles and I Did not go to the prom together! our dates were sick, and we went stag!
Niles: in retrospect we should have canceled the horse driven carriage, but hindsight was 20/20

Niles: I must be in love, it doesn't even bother me that you come with them (Daphne's family)

Simon Moon: don't worry about it, Frasier, it's not worse than the things I was saying about you in the kitchen and then to Martin- he thinks I'm joking?

the moment of "rdwrer" that's priceless too is Moose, with his paws up against the winnabago, imitating a criminal surrending
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debiy55
[12]Oct 10, 2006
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From "Flour Child"....

Frasier : Oh Niles!, I haven't got time to sit here and listen to your insanity. I've got to go steal a get-well card from a kidney patient!
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tbirdy007
[13]Oct 10, 2006
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Season 7 "Radio Wars"
After Carlos and the Chicken have played an on-air joke on Frasier:
Martin: Do you think you could get me a tape of the show?
Frasier: What on earth for?
Martin: How often do you get to hear your son on the radio?
Frasier: (yells) I'm on the radio every day!!!

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magnolia113
[14]Oct 11, 2006
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Season 7 episode: Deathtrap (Frasier and Niles find a skull) Niles: Maybe it's a builder that got trapped or an exterminator that was overcome with fumes. Frasier: Probable solutions, Niles. However, neither is possible. Niles: Why not? Frasier: Because when you die, your head does not pop off like a champagne cork!
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BuskieBoy
[15]Oct 13, 2006
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From "Where There's Smoke, There's Fired" Season3 Episode 3-21

Frasier: All right. Now Bebe, tell me, what is so wonderful about smoking?

Bebe: Everything. I like the way a fresh, firm pack feels in my hand. I like peeling away that little piece of cellophane and seeing it twinkle in the light. I like coaxing that first, sweet cylinder out of it's hiding place and bringing it slowly to my lips. Striking a match. Watching it burst into a perfect, little flame and knowing that soon that flame will be inside me. I love the first puff, pulling it into my lungs. Little fingers of smoke filling me, caressing me, feeling that warmth penetrate deeper and deeper until I think I'm going to burst: then WHOOSH! Watching it flow out of me in a lovely sinuous cloud; no two ever quite the same.

(Long silence)

Daphne: More potatoes anyone?
(Everyone reaches for food.)
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alanwarsap
[16]Oct 14, 2006
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That's funny.
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Rectumlite
[17]Oct 14, 2006
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Season Three- Look Before You Leap

Frasier-(sung) "Let's All Go To The Taco Show".
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BuskieBoy
[18]Oct 15, 2006
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Just reading Bebe's speech below, about the pleasures of smoking, doesn't do it justice. Harriet Sansom Harris absolutely sells it. Steak, sizzle, HP sauce everything. Her articulation, eyes, timing. Perfect! She is superb. Bravo!
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BuskieBoy
[19]Oct 16, 2006
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Watching this episode right now and loved this one:

"You scratch my book...." Episode 2-15

[Niles & Daphne talk stocks]

Daphne : You have to help me decide what to do with it.
Niles : Well, you might want to consider letting Wendel re-invest it. That's what I'm doing. It's called "rolling it over".
[Frasier enters]

Daphne : Then I'll do it. Oh, this is so exciting!
Frasier : What's all this?

Daphne : Well, your brother just gave me two hundred dollars, and now he's going to roll me over.
Frasier : Niles?
Niles : [embarrassed] Communications breakdown.
Frasier : Good.
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RedMarty
[20]Dec 29, 2006
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From "Kisses Sweeter Than Wine" Series Three

Martin: (sarcastc) I thought you were going to slit your wrists, looks like you went for Death by a Thousand Cuts.

I cut myself because I was shaving without water... and why was there no water...? Because I had to move your chair which gouged the floor which made me call for Joe who found bad pipes which called for Cecil who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!! ................

Series One. "The Good Son".

Niles:...Tell me you wouldve handled the situation differently Frasier

Frasier: Oh im sorry Niles i didnt realise you'd stopped talking.

...............

Series Three. "Shrink Rap"

*After coming out of their Joint Therapy Group*

Niles: Are you Insane?

Frasier: If i were Doctor you'd never know it!!!

...............

Series Three. "Martin Does It His Way"

Frasier: Dad, i thought we had an agreement, Eddie doesnt roll on my sofa and i dont throw him in front of a Bus!

..............

Series One. "Travels With Martin"

*The group have accidentally gone to Canada, causing Visa problems for Daphne, they're approaching the America border*

Daphne: Oh god im nervous ill make some tea

Frasier: TEA?!?!?! Why not throw a crumpet in the air and since God Save The Queen?!?!?!

.............

Series One. "The Show Where Lilith Comes Back"

Frasier: Well listeners we have a celebrity of sorts on the line, this is my ex-wife Lilith.

Lilith: What do you mean by Celebrity?

Frasier: (darkly) Oh they know you.

.............

Series Ten. "Enemy At The Gate"

Frasier: My Income and the style of car of which i drive are irrelivant. Isnt that so Niles?

Niles: Yes i drive a Mercedes and i wouldve paid ten minutes ago.
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