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things a character would not say

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    no1bean

    [1]Jul 31, 2006
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    i saw this on the lost site.

    frasier:i love eddie he is such a great dog

    Marty(in responce): well i don't he is a stupid dog and he smells

    PS. read the ones on the lost site. some of them are hilarious

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    DHPLover

    [2]Aug 1, 2006
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    (Prior to the beginning of season five)

    Roz: Seriously I'm a virgin

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    skokeloor

    [3]Aug 8, 2006
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    Martin: "Frasier.. get your feet of the table and get that beer away from my couch!"
    Edited on 08/08/2006 7:20am
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    Clarinet2006

    [4]Aug 11, 2006
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    Caller on the show: "Dr. Crane, what should I do about my marital problems?"

    Frasier: "I don't know, go ask my more successful brother, Niles."

    Caller: "Gee, you're not much of a psychiatrist."

    Frasier: "So what? I hate this job and I'm quitting after today's show. I've always wanted to be a plumber, or a telemarketer."

    Edited on 08/11/2006 9:53am
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    DHPLover

    [5]Aug 16, 2006
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    Daphne: That Niles really gets on my wick
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    skokeloor

    [6]Aug 18, 2006
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    DHPLover wrote:
    Daphne: That Niles really gets on my wick


    Niles: That Daphne really gets on my wick
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    ebroyr2

    [7]Aug 26, 2006
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    Niles: "Sorry I missed your cocktail party last night frasier, but Marris had Sonics tickets. By the way, you really must try the new meal deal at KFC"
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    michaeljoey

    [8]Aug 27, 2006
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    Niles: I love hotdogs
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    JimmyCorleone

    [9]Sep 1, 2006
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    Frasier or Niles: "Freud was a half-wit and a hack who wouldn't know neuroses from nirvana."
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    everydayheros

    [10]Sep 10, 2006
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    Frasier: Hey Dad how about we go out and get a couple more dogs, and while were at it, wanna go buy a gun and then go out for a drink at McGinties?
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    BuskieBoy

    [11]Sep 15, 2006
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    Martin: Boy's, sit down. I'm afraid to tell you but it IS true. You're both adopted.
    Frasier: AHA! I thought so! Whoop Whooop! Yess!!!
    Niles: Oh glorious day. We're not from common genes!!
    Martin:Daphne's your sister boys. Sorry.

    Daphne: Bloody Hell! faints away
    Niles: wh-wha-what? You mean that I, th-that Daphine, that that we....... faints away
    Frasier: OH MY GOD! That means that Simon is.....is......OUR BROTHER? faints away
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