Frasier: things a character would not say

no1bean
[1]Jul 31, 2006
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i saw this on the lost site.
frasier:i love eddie he is such a great dog
Marty(in responce): well i don't he is a stupid dog and he smells
PS. read the ones on the lost site. some of them are hilarious
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DHPLover
[2]Aug 1, 2006
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(Prior to the beginning of season five)
Roz: Seriously I'm a virgin
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skokeloor
[3]Aug 8, 2006
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Martin: "Frasier.. get your feet of the table and get that beer away from my couch!"
Edited on 08/08/2006 7:20am
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Clarinet2006
[4]Aug 11, 2006
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Caller on the show: "Dr. Crane, what should I do about my marital problems?"
Frasier: "I don't know, go ask my more successful brother, Niles."
Caller: "Gee, you're not much of a psychiatrist."
Frasier: "So what? I hate this job and I'm quitting after today's show. I've always wanted to be a plumber, or a telemarketer."
Edited on 08/11/2006 9:53am
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DHPLover
[5]Aug 16, 2006
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Daphne: That Niles really gets on my wick
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skokeloor
[6]Aug 18, 2006
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DHPLover wrote:

Daphne: That Niles really gets on my wick

Niles: That Daphne really gets on my wick
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ebroyr2
[7]Aug 26, 2006
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Niles: "Sorry I missed your cocktail party last night frasier, but Marris had Sonics tickets. By the way, you really must try the new meal deal at KFC"
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michaeljoey
[8]Aug 27, 2006
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Niles: I love hotdogs
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JimmyCorleone
[9]Sep 1, 2006
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Frasier or Niles: "Freud was a half-wit and a hack who wouldn't know neuroses from nirvana."
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everydayheros
[10]Sep 10, 2006
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Frasier: Hey Dad how about we go out and get a couple more dogs, and while were at it, wanna go buy a gun and then go out for a drink at McGinties?
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BuskieBoy
[11]Sep 15, 2006
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Martin: Boy's, sit down. I'm afraid to tell you but it IS true. You're both adopted.
Frasier: AHA! I thought so! Whoop Whooop! Yess!!!
Niles: Oh glorious day. We're not from common genes!!
Martin:Daphne's your sister boys. Sorry.

Daphne: Bloody Hell! faints away
Niles: wh-wha-what? You mean that I, th-that Daphine, that that we....... faints away
Frasier: OH MY GOD! That means that Simon is.....is......OUR BROTHER? faints away
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