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Frasier: I filled in for you at your fear of intimacy group.
Niles: I wasn't sick. They were just getting too close.
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Frasier: (completely high on medication) Hello, you're on the crane with Frasier Air!
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Roz: (showing Niles around the control panel in Frasier's booth) Here's the cough button, in case you need to cough or clear your throat. And most important, here's an extra-long commercial to use if you need a bathroom break.
Niles: Thank you, but those won't be necessary. I have no cough reflex, and excellent bladder control.
Roz: It's true - all the good ones are married.
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Niles: (filling in on the radio for Frasier) ...and remember that Frasier is a Freudian while I am a Jungian, so there will be no blaming Mother today!
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Frasier: (talking to Gil Chesterton) I've taken some wonder drugs and I feel wonderful. Well, I'm going to go do my show now so ta ta pie man!
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Robert: Hi, Dr. Crane. Thanks for taking my call. I'm a little nervous, okay? My name is Robert.
Frasier: (spaced out) And your name is?
Robert: ...My name is Robert.
Frasier: (spaced out) Oh, I'm sorry. We've already had a Robert on the show today. Goodbye!
(Frasier hangs up on Robert)
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Roz: Tony, it's Roz. Could you get security up here? Captain Kirk's got control of the bridge and he's gone insane!