Season 6 Episode 7

How to Bury a Millionaire

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 12, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Niles: (rapidly) Life with Maris wasn't so bad. It was my fault, after all! I was too rigid, I was always making demands!
      Frasier: No, Niles!
      Niles: Eat something! Unlock this door! Don't throw that!
      Martin: Niles, give me that phone.
      Niles: No!
      Martin: You don't know what you're doing!
      Niles: Yes I do.
      Martin: Just drop it and kick it over here!
      Niles: I won't! I'm dialing, I'm pressing Send, it's ringing. (into phone) Maris! I'm calling... I'm calling...
      (Martin and Frasier look on, helpless)
      Niles: I'm calling to tell you that there's a new address for forwarding my mail. 62 Elm Street, Shangri-La Apartments. Thank you (hangs up)
      Frasier: Well, good for you, Niles.
      Niles: Oh, the second I heard her voice I knew I couldn't go back. (looks at the room) But how am I ever going to live here?