Season 11 Episode 6

I'm Listening

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 28, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Frasier: Niles! Thank God you're here. Listen, there's something I need to discuss with you.
      Niles: Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm in the middle of composing a plea to Alfred Antin in the meter of Dr. Seuss.
      Frasier: Who?
      Niles: Dr. Seuss, the children's author. You know, "I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am..."
      Frasier: Yes, yes, I know who Dr. Seuss is, you ninny. Who's the other guy?
      Niles: Oh-oh, Alfred Antin. He's Seattle's premier scenic painter specializing in children's rooms. His billowing clouds can be seen scudding across the ceilings of the finest nurseries in town, but he's booked solid. So I thought if I wrote this...
      (He notices Frasier's restless shifting)
      Niles: Oh, you've lost interest, haven't you?
      Frasier: I was feigning interest to begin with. Niles, I-I need your advice on something. Uh, this morning, I-I heard Ronee on the phone make a date with another man.
      Niles: Are you sure?
      Frasier: I'm positive. She was talking to a man, yes, and in honeyed tones.
      Niles: Mm...
      Frasier: Here's my predicament. I-I don't want to meddle, but I also don't want to see Dad get hurt. So, how do you suggest we tell him?
      Niles: (looks up, surprised) "We?"
      Frasier: Yes, "we."
      Niles: Don't drag me into this, I don't know a thing about it.
      Frasier: You know as much as I do, I just briefed you.
      Niles: Well, I didn't want to be briefed.
      Frasier: Well, then you should have said something, now you're in as deep as I am! You can't unscramble an egg, Niles.
      Niles: What are you talking about?!

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