(Frasier comes from his bathroom, bits of tissue stuck all over his face)
Martin: Geez! I thought you were just gonna slit your wrists. Looks like you went for death by a thousand cuts.
Frasier: (with slowly building anger) I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair -- which gouged the floor which made me call for Joe who found bad pipes which called for Cecil who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!