Frasier: Eh, Ok, sports enthusiasts. This is Dr. Frasier Crane filling in for Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe. (bashes bulldog's gong. It topples) You're on the air!
Caller: This is Mike. I wanted to talk to Bulldog, but you'll do. So, what's your take on the damn Yankees this season?
Frasier: (pauses to think) Are you speaking of the, the frothy musical adaptation of the Faustian myth or, or the baseball team of which I know nothing?
Caller: What a weenie. (hangs up)