Season 8 Episode 8

Mary Christmas

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 12, 2000 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Frasier: No, that's a terrible idea. Your elves are probably suffering from seasonal-affective disorder. Now, loading them up with sweets will only aggravate the problem!
      Santa: Kids love candy! (the crowd cheers)
      Frasier: Elves are not kids, they're tiny men!
      Mary: Well, if you want my opinion...
      Frasier: No, thank you, Mary. We've been listening to your opinions all night, and frankly there isn't enough room left in our heads for another one, now if you would just get back in...
      (Frasier puts his hands out and accidentally punches Santa on the nose
      with his microphone)