Season 11 Episode 18

Match Game

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 30, 2004 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Frasier: And what do you do?
      Date 1: I'm a science teacher.
      Frasier: Ah, serendipity. I'm a science man myself. I suppose that's why Charlotte got the two of us together. Well then, what's your field?
      Date 1: Well, my field is biology, but my specialty is creationism.
      Frasier: Oh well, I find that... excuse me?
      Date 1: You know, they're only in first grade, so they don't understand everything. But Brother William, he's our leader, he likes us to get them started young before they get their minds warped by all that fossil nonsense.
      Frasier: Well, you know, I-I realize that Darwin had his detractors, but to call it nonsense seems a bit cavalier, don't you think?
      Date 1: (leans back) Oh, dear. You're one of those. (Frasier looks confused) You think we're descended from apes?
      Frasier: Well, not recently, no.
      Date 1: Do I look like an ape to you? Do I have hairy palms and a big hairy back?
      Frasier: Would you like a drink?

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