Season 11 Episode 18

Match Game

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 30, 2004 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Frasier: (taut singsong) Well, I'm off.
      Daphne: No, you can't. Our doula is coming specifically to meet you and your father.
      Niles: She insists on knowing all the members of the baby's energy circle.
      Martin: Oh, what kind of a kook is she anyway?
      Niles: Harvest is not a kook. (starts rubbing his nipples) She's assisted at the birth of more than 600 babies – and two giant pandas.
      Frasier: Well, she better get here quickly – I do have a date.
      Niles: Another one?
      Frasier: Yeah.
      Niles: You're doing fairly well by this matchmaker.
      Frasier: Oh, hardly. (drops his coat) A monkey throwing darts at the Seattle phone book would find me a better mate. Hell, a dart-throwing monkey would be a better mate.
      Martin: Why don't you fire her?
      Frasier: Don't think I haven't considered it. If tonight's a bust, I'm going to demand my money back.