Season 1 Episode 12

Miracle on Third or Fourth Street

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 16, 1993 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Don calls in to the show)
      Don: Something happened the other day that sums up why we call this the season of giving.
      Frasier: Well then, swaddle me in Christmas cheer!
      Don: Okay. Well, you see, I was driving home from the gym, and I suddenly realized I had left my favorite old pair of sneakers on the roof of the car. So, I look back and there's this homeless guy, and he'd already picked them up, and he's putting 'em on. So I just thought, what the hell, and kept on driving.
      Frasier: (increasingly sarcastic) So...your experience of the Christmas spirit would be that you DIDN'T slam the car into reverse, speed back there, and rip a pair of smelly old sneakers out of a homeless man's hand? Well Roz, this is special, I think we've got Santa Claus himself on the line!