(Niles is berating Frasier for agreeing to appear on a mindless morning talk show)
Niles: You have been an applause junkie ever since you first set foot on a grammar school stage.
Frasier: (enraged) I was drawn to the theater because of it's discipline and collaborative spirit!
Niles: Oh, please. In your sixth-grade production of Oklahoma you took so many curtain calls, Mrs. Van Raaphorst had to lasso you and pull you from the stage.
Frasier: That woman never understood me or the role of farmer number three!