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Martin: (curious as to why Bulldog was not on the radio) I tuned into the Gonzo Sports Show today like I always do and they had Father Mike filling in. I hate that. All it was was "Notre Dame, Notre Dame, Notre Dame".
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Niles: I really have to go. I'm conducting a seminar on multiple personality disorders, and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.
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Martin: Look Niles if you just came to see Daphne, you don't have to stay.
Niles: Dad, I can't believe you would say that. To your own son. I am deeply insulted. (stands up and heads towards the door) Here I wanted to have some time with you but now I'm so upset I'll have to leave.(Daphne enters)
Daphne: Oh. Hello Dr. Crane. Staying for dinner?
Niles: Yes, love to. (Martin shakes his head)
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Bulldog: (looking in his pockets) Hey, where's my tickets to the Sonic's game? They were here just a second ago. (points at his front breast pocket then slams his hand down on a table) Somebody stole my tickets to the Sonic's game. This stinks! This is total BS! This is...(looking in his pockets profusely then finds them in his other breast pocket) oh, got em, got em.
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Bulldog: 94, 95, 96, 97.....
Teddy: Hey Bulldog, how's it going?
Bulldog: Great. 98, 99, 100. New height for me.
Roz: Squeezing or counting?
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Niles: Let me guess. The wacky gang from the office?
Frasier: Everyone, this is my brother, Niles. (introducing Niles to someone)
This is Teddy, one of our brilliant engineer's. (Teddy is black)
Niles: Teddy, ma man.