Season 5 Episode 21

Roz and the Schnoz

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 05, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Frasier has just given Daphne earrings he bought at the drug store)
      Daphne: Oh my God, sapphires!
      Frasier: Well actually Daphne...
      Daphne: (interrupting) Oh Dr. Crane, these must have cost a fortune.
      Frasier: Well, eh...
      Daphne: You know my friend Moni got a diamond bracelet from her boss, but she worked for him for ten years. And she was sleeping with him. And now... I've got sapphires, and I didn't even have to sleep with you, although now that I've got the sapphires... Oh God, what am I saying. I'm giddy. Is it rude if I go and try these on... (running off to her room) I don't care I have to see what the look like. I've never had real jewelry, never. I'm speechless.
      Frasier: Dear God. She believes they're genuine sapphires.
      Martin: Gee, you think!