Martin: I'll bet it is Maris! You said yourself you saw that watch on your honeymoon.
Niles: Oh, that's absurd. Dad, we're in the process of finalizing our divorce.
Martin: (to the waitress) Excuse me, miss? Do you remember the woman who brought this box in?
Waitress: Yeah, she was very well dressed and really, really thin.
(Martin looks smug)
Niles: That could be a lot of people.
Waitress: Yeah, she just dropped off the gift then ordered a whole-milk mocha with whipped cream and chocolate shavings.
Niles: (laughing with relief) Oh, thank God. That's not her.
Waitress: Yeah it was really weird, though. She just took a long whiff of it and then just handed it back.