Season 8 Episode 21

Semi-Decent Proposal (1)

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 15, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Daphne: Oh, well, um, mine's also a youthful indiscretion. I stole a teddy bear from the shops.
      Roz: Then what?
      Daphne: Well, I felt guilty, so I told my parents and we brought it back. Then as a penance, I... volunteered to work at the orphanage after school.
      Roz: What the hell was that?! I'd put that story on my resume! Come on, Martin, you've got to have something! Shock me!
      Martin: Oh, I don't know, it's kind of personal.
      Roz: That's what we're looking for.
      Martin: Well, all right, but it doesn't leave this room: every time I watch "The Sound of Music"... I cry. And I don't mean a single manly tear. I mean real blubbering, girl-style. The nuns... those kids... that lonely goatherd.
      Roz: These are your deep, dark secrets? This is baby stuff! "Ooh, I dropped my ice cream and I ate it!"