Frasier Season 8 Episode 13

Martin: (on Frasier) It breaks my heart to see him like this. Fortunately, I can't see him from McGinty's.

Judy: Hey, have you heard about the new pirate movie? It's rated "Aarrhh!"
Frasier: Yes, that's very droll.
Judy: Get it? Aarrhh!
Frasier: Yes, I do.
Judy: That's sort of my test joke, you know, to see if a guy's cool or not? Can you believe it, you're the first guy here who laughed? I mean, can't you just see it, a pirate walks into a movie theater, he's got his eye patch and his peg leg and... (the bell rings) Boy, that did not feel like eight minutes.
Frasier: Indeed it did not.

Roz: What's a speed date?
Frasier: Well, apparently it's the latest thing. Twelve men and twelve women get together in a room. They spend eight minutes talking to one other and then move on to the next person after a bell rings. Basically, it's all the stress and humiliation of a blind date... times twelve.