Lilith: Here we are. File A, slide sheet 1, image 1 of subject Frederick G. Crane.
Lilith: (showing him the slide sheet) Here you are, just an hour after being wrestled from my grudging womb.
Lilith: You know, if you'd like there's still time to include this in your Bar Mitzvah video.
Freddie: Thanks, but I just want to get through this thing with as little humiliation as possible.
Lilith: (going through a box) Oh, look at this! Your hospital cap. The very combed cotton that swaddled your little...(voice breaking) head.
(Lilith's emotional reaction is very minor, but somehow, for her it
Freddie: Are you okay?
Lilith: Of course I am. It's only natural that there should be some emotional upheaval caused by the impending shift in our relationship. I knew it would come, I just wasn't expecting such a roller coaster. (she pauses briefly) All done. Is this your guest list? Oh, I didn't realize you wanted to invite so many friends. I don't even know some of these people. And why are you inviting Jeremy Berman? I thought you told me he's the biggest nerd in your class.
Freddie: He's not so bad. Besides, the more people you invite, the more presents you get.
Lilith: Frederick... a Bar Mitzvah is a rite of passage, not an opportunity for you to collect presents.
Freddie: I'm sorry. You're right. I'll try to trim it down.