Noel: Great! The Seattle Star Trek convention is this weekend, and all the Enterprise captains are making an appearance. I need Scott Bakula's autograph to make my collection complete.
Frasier: Noel, isn't this something you could do yourself?
Noel: I would, but William Shatner's restraining order against me is still in effect. It's so stupid. It wasn't even a real phaser.
Frasier: Noel, don't you have any friends that could do this for you?
Noel: Trust me, there are no friends in the world of Star Trek autography.
Frasier: I see. Well, then, consider it done.
Noel: Well, thank you so much!
(He opens his backpack and gets a publicity photo of Bakula in his garb
as Captain Archer)
Frasier: Now, be sure to keep it in this acid-free covering until the actual signing, and if you must handle it, use these cotton gloves.
Frasier: (taking them) Okay.
Noel: You'll be the hit of the Bar Mitzvah, I promise. And don't be surprised if you get caught up in the fun of the convention, too.
Frasier: (patiently) Yeah, I'll try to pace myself.
Noel: Thanks again, Dr. Crane.