Frasier: In a complete drunken stupor...
Martin: Totally stinko...
Niles: Yes... I had an unplanned, uh, and instantly regretted, uh, night of amore... with Lilith.
Daphne: A one-nighter?
Niles: (stupidly) Of amore.
(Martin and Frasier look at each other in discomfort)
Niles: Well, it was after Maris, and long before you. In fact, it's pretty funny when you think about it.
(He laughs nervously. Frasier and Martin join. Daphne is not amused)
Niles: And remember, I was drunk.
Daphne: You'd have to be, wouldn't you? (realizing) Oh, sorry, Frasier.
Frasier: Oh no, drinking definitely took the edge off.
Daphne: And when were you planning on sharing this interesting bit of information with me?
Niles: Soon... very soon... never.