(In competition with Niles to buy their father the perfect birthday gift, Frasier has bought a giant-screen TV)
Niles: Frasier, you have lain waste to your apartment with this eyesore.
Frasier: I disagree. Where you see an eyesore, I see a picture window into a world of art and culture. Just think how a screen this size will enhance the majesty of the Metropolitan Opera, or the thrilling artists of the Bolshoi.
Niles: You're quite a Bolshoi artist yourself.