Season 8 Episode 4

The Great Crane Robbery

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 14, 2000 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Mel: Through a series of staged events, in which you will thoroughly humiliate yourself by playing the part of a complete ass! (gives him a ticket envelope) For instance, this weekend we're going to the opera--
      Niles: Ah, I see, I see. So you want me to...hog the opera glasses and remain seated during the ovation, something of that nature? Well, I-I suppose I could manage it.
      Mel: No, not quite. At the intermission, invariably some board member will come over to say hello, and I want you to fly into a jealous rage and throw a drink at him!
      Niles: That is unthinkable! I have a reputation in this town, (throws the envelope down) and nothing will make me behave that way!