Season 9 Episode 4

The Return of Martin Crane

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 09, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Niles: (after entering a diner where Martin is eating with his partner Frank and being greeted by the both of them, and beginning to wipe his chair down as usual) You know very well what's up, Maris just called me; you booted her car.
      Martin: Nonchalantly Oh yeah, I remember having a car booted earlier, it was parked kinda close to a hydrant. Was that hers?
      Niles: (Angrily) The license plate says 'Maris'?
      Martin: It's a very common name, right Frank?
      Frank: My mother's name is Maris.
      Niles: (He looks at Frank suspiciously) Dad, Maris is very upset... can't believe you booted her.
      Martin: Hey, I wouldn't be upset if you booted her!
      (Martin and Frank both laugh as they slap hands under the table)