Season 6 Episode 8

The Seal Who Came to Dinner

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 19, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Niles: Suddenly last night, disaster. Someone proposed that instead of giving lectures, this year's finalists compete by hosting dinner parties in their homes.
      Roz: So? Why don't you invite 'em all over and cook 'em a meal?
      Niles: At the Shangri-La? I can't tell the cream of Seattle's gourmet set that I've moved out of the Montana and into that gulag with a game room. I'll just have to drop out of the race.
      Frasier: Let's not be hasty. Let's give this some thought. Every problem has a solution.
      Roz: Do you call that a problem? A problem is when your kid keeps you up three nights in a row with colic, and you're so burned out you rear-end a Lexus, with four passengers, each and every one a lawyer, so you'll probably be sued and spend the rest of your working life, if you ever even GET a job, lining the pockets of four blood-sucking, whiplash-faking fat cats. THAT'S what a problem is.
      Frasier: Can you have it at a restaurant?
      Niles: It's against the rules.
      Roz: Thanks for the sympathy!

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