Season 6 Episode 8

The Seal Who Came to Dinner

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 19, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Frasier: Niles, there's been a little misunderstanding. Perhaps it's time you explained to everyone about the dead seal.
      Niles: (laughing) Dead seal? At my Golden Apron dinner? That's enough bubbly for you!
      Frasier: Niles, they think you murdered Maris!
      Gretchen: I saw him stabbing her!
      Niles: Oh, I see what's happened! Oh, this is funny! Oh, you are all going to laugh when you hear this. I was simply stabbing a seal.
      Claudia: You killed a seal?
      Niles: Oh, no, no, I didn't kill it, it was already dead when we found it.
      McLean: You found a dead seal?
      Frasier: Yes.
      McLean: And it was wearing a peignoir?
      Frasier: Now that is ludicrous. We put the pegnoir on it.
      McLean: And the perfume too?
      Frasier: Yes, of course.
      McLean: So you found a dead seal, dressed it in a peignoir, doused it in perfume, and stabbed it?
      Niles: I told you you'd laugh.
      (The other policeman comes in with the torn, bloody peignoir)
      Athanis: I found this washed up on the beach.
      Niles: Well there, if that doesn't prove my innocence, I don't know what does.

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