Season 9 Episode 18

War of the Words

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 12, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Niles: Stop! Look at yourselves! This is wrong. What are words after all but a way to communicate, to bring us together. But you, you're using them as weapons! Now we still have an opportunity to walk out of here as winners. And wouldn't that be the greatest spellabration of all?
      Frasier: He's right son. Let's go home.
      Clayton: Yeah, we're all winners. Except for the two cheaters.
      (Frasier, Niles and Freddie freeze but continue walking)
      Warren: Hey do you know how to spell "loser"? C-R-A-N-E.
      (Again the Cranes freeze but continue walking)
      Clayton: You don't have to worry about ever seeing him again son. Chances are he'll end up in a state school.
      (The Cranes spin around)
      Niles: How dare you? (to Freddie) Can you take him?
      Freddie: Yeah.
      Niles: Then spell his ass off!