(Frasier has run into Niles at the Café Nervosa following his very first show)
Frasier: Niles, aren't you going to join me?
Niles: Oh, well... I would, but... I have a routine. I come in every day, order coffee, and spend some quality time -- with myself. You understand.
Frasier: (incredulous) Niles, I've seen you once in the last two years!
Niles: (after a long, confused pause) Oh, that is your point.