Freakazoid! Season 2 Episode 5

Jaco: EEEEEE!
Cop: Tell it to the judge.

Guitierrez : So,graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness?
Freakazoid: That or poo gas
Guitierrez: You know? It's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blech!

Guitierrez: (After trying to poke Freakazoid in the eyes) What am I? Moe Howard?

Guitierrez: Behold, Freakazoid, the purest krptonite! You are getting weak, yes?
Freakazoid: That's Superman!
Guitierrez: That stupid kid at the store! Then try this! (he pulls out a pad of yellow paper) The color yellow is rendering your powers useless!
Freakazoid: That's Green Lantern!
(Guitierrez throws a bucket of water in Freakazoid's face)
Guitierrez: You are melting!
Freakazoid: That's the Wicked Witch!

Guitierrez: This jaunty fellow is going for a ride when, look what happens! And he doesn't even realize it! Hey, chubby boy, where is your donkey? Here, two fellows are trying to get into the same pair of shorts, now look at this duck!
Freakazoid: It's just a duck.
Guitierrez: Oh, no, my friend.
Freakazoid: It's a plain old duck.
Guitierrez: No, it is a very special duck because, there is a guy in it!

Host: Tonight on America's Most Hated: Once a superhero, now a super crook. You can help us locate this man, this is the last known photograph of Freakazoid. Here is a computer composite of how Freakazoid would look disguised as a Shetland pony.

Freakazoid: Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage!
Guitierrez: You probably shouldn't have helped us built it, either.
Freakazoid: I know, dumb!

Guitierrez: Amazing, is it not?
Freakazoid: It's delicious!
Guitierrez: Not the sandwich, my Freakaclone!
Freakazoid: It's okay, I guess. What's in this, pimento loaf?
Guitierrez: Oh, forget the sandwich already! Using your genetic code from cyberspace, I was able to create a Freakaclone! Perfect in every detail, right down to the snazzy red tights.
Freakazoid: Do you think Jocko would make me another one?
Guitierrez: Oh, enough with the sandwich, forget the sandwich!
Freakazoid: Okay, half a sandwich?
Guitierrez: Grr! Now, can we please move on to more important topics of conversation, or would you like to talk about the sandwich some more?
Freakazoid: A little more.