Roddy: (describing the effects of "The Chip" on a user) It'd download all the information on the Internet into their minds, giving them superhuman powers, enabling them to do just about anything! But they'd be very silly. Extremely perturbed! They'd be... A FREAKAZOID!
Businessman: A "freaky-zoid"? What's that?
Roddy: It's exactly what it sounds like, Mr Fancy Man Sitting In Your Chair!