Mr. Kowchevksi: All right, kids, hurry to class. Last one to class, first one on welfare. It's your choice.
Lindsay: Mr. Rosso, Nick and I are just friends. Mr. Rosso: Hey, no need to explain anything to me. I got it on in a van at Woodstock.
Ms. Yeats: Mr. Desario, don't you have something to do? Daniel: Right. But I thought we were going to do that after class, Ms. Yeats.
Mr. Kowchevski: Lord and Lady Skips-A-Lot. C'mon, lets go.
Nick: Hey, man, I heard Kim got an A on her world civ test. That's great. Oh, no, that's right, that was MY girlfriend. Daniel: Oh, that's really funny. Nick: You know what though? Lindsay got detention for flipping off her gym teacher. Oh no, that's right, that was YOUR girlfriend. Oh ho ho... Daniel: I heard Kim punched you in the chest really hard. (Daniel punches Nick) Oh, whoops, that was me. Nick: That was really hard.
Sam: Cindy is not abnormal. Bill: Yeah? She cut the cheese. Neal: Oh my God. Sam: That's not funny. Bill: I heard it, man, I swear. She blamed it on the chair. But she cut the cheese. Sam: Well, some chairs make weird noises.What kind of a chair was it? Bill: I don't know. Vinyl? Sam: Vinyl chairs always squeak. Bill: It wasn't a squeak. It was the sound of cheese being cut.
Maureen was a focal point in the boy's previously themed biology class episode, "Carded and Discarded". But in this biology themed episode, she is conspicuously missing.
R.F. Daley, the real-life father of star John Francis Daley, appears as the yearbook teacher in this episode.
Music Played In Episode: "Whipping Post" by the Allman Brothers Band; "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" by Journey; "Nights in White Satin" by the Moody Blues; "Lady" by Styx
Seth Rogen does not appear in this episode.
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