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Daniel: Nah, I gotta do something with Kim at 3:00.
Ken: (slapping his arm) Ahh... How about 3:01?
Daniel: How about 3:15? I gotta fit in your mother.
Ken: You wanna sleep with my mom?
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Cindy: Hey Sam, I heard you streaked. Way to go!
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Ken: (To Nick) Are you still buying pot from the same guy?
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Mr. Fredricks: Schweiber put on some clothes you look like a 50 year old man.
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Daniel: I wrote out some Ramones songs.
Nick: The Ramones? They only use like three chords.
Daniel: Alright, so I'll learn another one.
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Neal: My mom says women prefer guys with a good sense of humor.
Bill: But you're not funny.
Neal: Screw you. I'm hilarious!
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Sam: Cindy Sanders is, like, a librarian type.
Neal: Yeah, librarian for the Playboy mansion.
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Neal: What is wrong with them? Why do they think that hitting people with towels is so funny?
Bill: If it wasn't us, it would be kind of funny.
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Sam: Will girls ever like us?
Neal: I think our best play is to go for the smart, sexy librarian type.
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Bill: Stop looking up my shorts.
Neal: Why would we? There's nothing to see.
Sam: Just keep climbing, Wonder Woman.
Bill: There is something to see.
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(Playing moon ball)
Neal: That's it. I'm gonna die in gym class.