The ending to the joke told throughout the episode ("How do you think I rang the doorbell?") belongs to this:
A woman, tired of living alone, decides to put an ad in the local paper. She asks for three things: 1. A man who will treat her nicely, 2. A man who won't leave her, and 3. A man who is good in bed. Several weeks go buy without a result, and the woman is resigned to life without a man who can embody those qualities. Then, the doorbell rings and she opens it to find an armless, legless man in a wheelchair. He says, "I'm here about the ad in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms, so I can't beat you, and I have no legs, so I can't run away from you." The woman is skeptical, and asks, "Yeah, but are you good in bed?" The man answers, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Bill: I don't really like jokes. I don't think they're funny.
(while setting up the borrowed movie from Daniel) Sam: This is taking forever. Bill: Yeah, we could... we could have made our own porno by now.
Harris: Love is like homework. You gotta study if you want to get an A.
Daniel: Didn't we take a test last week?
Mr. Kowchevski: She's as high as a kite.
Mr. Weir: (On Lindsay) She's hanging with a bad crowd. She's lying and cheating and next thing you know she's Patty Hearst with a gun to our heads.
Sam: What am I supposed to do with a porno? Neal: You watch it. Over and over. Sam: Ew, only perverts watch pornos, right? Neal: Well, then every guy in America's a pervert.
The cup that Kim kicks changes position on the bleachers between shots.
Plot Hole: In the cafeteria, Neil asks Bill and Sam if they had watched "The Dukes of Hazzard" the previous evening. This would be impossible because "The Dukes of Hazzard" aired on Friday Nights.
When Chauncey Leopardi reprised his role of Alan White for this episode he had already shaved his head. Sam's line about Alan having head lice was added to explain away any continuity problems.
Music: "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive; "Superfly" by Curtis Mayfield; "Love's Theme" by Love Unlimited Orchestra; "Little Dreamer" by Van Halen
Seth Rogen does not appear in this episode.
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