French & Saunders

Episode 10

French & Saunders Actually

Aired Unknown Dec 26, 2003 on BBC
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French & Saunders Actually
Sketches/Send Ups Include: The Matrix: F&S Are in their living room. Matrix Style Imagine: Imagine Free Running.. Alan Ventob Reports on Free Running The Poo Stripes Sessions with the band The Poo Stripes Sausage & Mash Gardeners Sausage & Mash stumble on a murder (Send up of Rosemary and Thyme) Madonna & Missy Elliot F&S's Gap Commercial Britney & Madonna Music Video. F&S's Version of Me Against the Music Catherine Zeta Jones Catherine Zeta Jones Addresses The Nation about this year in her lifemoreless

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    Jennifer Saunders

    Jennifer Saunders

    Herself / Various

    Dawn French

    Dawn French

    Herself / Various

    Simon Brint

    Simon Brint

    Ken Bishop (1987-1993)

    Rowland Rivron

    Rowland Rivron

    Duane Bishop (1987-1993)

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    • QUOTES (3)

      • In the matrix sketch. French spots the audience..

        French: Oh my God.. Jen, jen, jen.... Pssst... psst... psst psst pssst psst psst psst
        Saunders: I'm not gonna look at you untill you stop psst'ing in my face
        French: Sorry.. Psst!... Dya know right i fink i've finally worked it out
        Saunders: What?
        French: In this room right. we're in a programme but out there is a whole different reality.
        Saunders: aw
        French: I'm not kidding you
        Saunders: yeah
        French: I just walked out there.. you won't believe what i saw
        Saunders: What?
        French: There's a whole parralel reality out there (Points at the audience).. there are rows and rows of human people.. and machines.. and they're all pointing this way
        Saunders: What through that solid wall?
        French: Yeah right through there... and i don't mind telling you the sadded thing is
        Saunders: What?
        French: They're all laughing at you

      • French Doing School Report Cards For Female Pop Stars:


        Right!, Beyonce Knowles... Must Stop Shaking Her Jelly Booty in the corridoors
        Firn Briton... Uniform Too Small. Stop Flirting. Very Unbecoming

        Trinny & Suzannah... Bullies.... No Regaurd for others.. Must be seperated next term

        Christina Agwuileria (Aguilera)... What A Very!. Dirrty Girl... Grow Up.. No one is impressed

        Right!. Madonna!.... Trying Too Hard... Stay in your own year and leave the Juniors alone

        Saunders: Have you finished them yet
        French:.. No, no no.. last comment

        We have all come to regret making Madonna a prefect and request that she return her badge

      • French: Shh! Please
        Saunders: (Silent)
        French: Shh!
        Saunders: (Still Silent)
        French: SHUSHhh!!! (Yells)

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