In the matrix sketch. French spots the audience..
French: Oh my God.. Jen, jen, jen.... Pssst... psst... psst psst pssst psst psst psst
Saunders: I'm not gonna look at you untill you stop psst'ing in my face
French: Sorry.. Psst!... Dya know right i fink i've finally worked it out
French: In this room right. we're in a programme but out there is a whole different reality.
French: I'm not kidding you
French: I just walked out there.. you won't believe what i saw
French: There's a whole parralel reality out there (Points at the audience).. there are rows and rows of human people.. and machines.. and they're all pointing this way
Saunders: What through that solid wall?
French: Yeah right through there... and i don't mind telling you the sadded thing is
French: They're all laughing at you
French Doing School Report Cards For Female Pop Stars:
Right!, Beyonce Knowles... Must Stop Shaking Her Jelly Booty in the corridoors
Firn Briton... Uniform Too Small. Stop Flirting. Very Unbecoming
Trinny & Suzannah... Bullies.... No Regaurd for others.. Must be seperated next term
Christina Agwuileria (Aguilera)... What A Very!. Dirrty Girl... Grow Up.. No one is impressed
Right!. Madonna!.... Trying Too Hard... Stay in your own year and leave the Juniors alone
Saunders: Have you finished them yet
French:.. No, no no.. last comment
We have all come to regret making Madonna a prefect and request that she return her badge
French: Shh! Please
Saunders: (Still Silent)
French: SHUSHhh!!! (Yells)