French & Saunders

Episode 10

French & Saunders Actually

Aired Unknown Dec 26, 2003 on BBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • In the matrix sketch. French spots the audience..

      French: Oh my God.. Jen, jen, jen.... Pssst... psst... psst psst pssst psst psst psst
      Saunders: I'm not gonna look at you untill you stop psst'ing in my face
      French: Sorry.. Psst!... Dya know right i fink i've finally worked it out
      Saunders: What?
      French: In this room right. we're in a programme but out there is a whole different reality.
      Saunders: aw
      French: I'm not kidding you
      Saunders: yeah
      French: I just walked out there.. you won't believe what i saw
      Saunders: What?
      French: There's a whole parralel reality out there (Points at the audience).. there are rows and rows of human people.. and machines.. and they're all pointing this way
      Saunders: What through that solid wall?
      French: Yeah right through there... and i don't mind telling you the sadded thing is
      Saunders: What?
      French: They're all laughing at you

    • French Doing School Report Cards For Female Pop Stars:


      Right!, Beyonce Knowles... Must Stop Shaking Her Jelly Booty in the corridoors
      Firn Briton... Uniform Too Small. Stop Flirting. Very Unbecoming

      Trinny & Suzannah... Bullies.... No Regaurd for others.. Must be seperated next term

      Christina Agwuileria (Aguilera)... What A Very!. Dirrty Girl... Grow Up.. No one is impressed

      Right!. Madonna!.... Trying Too Hard... Stay in your own year and leave the Juniors alone

      Saunders: Have you finished them yet
      French:.. No, no no.. last comment

      We have all come to regret making Madonna a prefect and request that she return her badge

    • French: Shh! Please
      Saunders: (Silent)
      French: Shh!
      Saunders: (Still Silent)
      French: SHUSHhh!!! (Yells)

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