Friday Night Lights Season 1 Episode 8

Mrs. Williams: I'm gonna say this as plain as I know how. I ain't got no twelve hundred dollars. How about you try studying for your SAT's the old fashion way? Quit running around with them fast tailed galls and get your lazy ass upstairs and start reading. How's that for your SAT prep course?
Smash Williams: I wouldn't come asking for something like this if I didn't need it. Now look they tutor you. They give you practice test and quizzes and teach you tips you can't teach yourself. I need help momma. Please.

Tami: Are you okay, April?
April: My Panther wants me to do a three-way.
Tami: Oh.
April: Yeah, and--
Tami: Hey, you know what; I'm just gonna close this door.
(Tami closes her office door)
April: He says that all the Rally girls do it. You know, I know a ton who have, I just, I haven't, but I really like him. And uh—And he says that if I do it I'll be his girlfriend, so…

Landry: Matt, that's the thing you're not listening to me. If you look at a girl like a geometry proof the answer is just right in front of you. It's your job to find the missing variable. You gotta solve for x.
Matt: Yeah, um, that's actually algebra.
Landry: That's actually not the point.

Matt: Have you, um, you haven't maybe thought about um, maybe, what I, what I asked you the other night about maybe going out.
Julie: Uh, yeah, yeah. I'm considering.
Matt: Considering.
Julie: I-I just--
Matt: No, no. That's great.

Jason: I'm ready. I told you I'm ready.
Phil: Jason, you're not ready.
Jason: Phil come on. Everyday it's about how--how great my progress has been, how unusual I am. What's the worse that could happen, huh? I fall out of my chair and break my neck, oh wait that already happened didn't it.
Phil: You could tear your rotator cuff. You can get a concussion. Worst case scenario, your fusion's still healing. You don't seem to know what that means so let me spell it out for you. Those little bits of bone are all that's protecting your spinal cord at your injury site. You know how you can use your hands, screw up your fusion, no more grip, then what? I want you to think long and hard about this before you do it.

Tami: So, uh, could I talk to you for a second?
Julie: (sighs)You're just freaking out because I got asked on a date.
Tami: I'm not freaking out. I'm not freaking out. I think--I think it's great. I think it's nice. I'm just uh…
Julie: Freaking out.
Tami: No. I mean I sit in that counselor's chair all day and you know I kinda get a sense of what goes on over there at that school. And I just want to make sure that you've, you know are comfortable
Julie: I haven't even told him "yes" yet.
Tami: Okay, good. I mean, oh…

Herc: Just 'cause we're crippled, don't mean we have to take the crumbs.

Tami: Julie get off the phone.
Coach Taylor: Now! How's that?
Tami: Oh, that's very good.

Coach Taylor: All right, listen up. I'm supposed to give you some fatherly and wise advice at this time in your life. Listen up, if you're wondering if a boy's thinking about you, he's not. He's thinking about sex or he's hungry, those are the only two options.
Julie: Are you trying to be funny?
Coach Taylor: No, I'm not finished, listen to me. Boys think about sex every single minute of the day. That's what they do, that's why they lie. They're gonna leave you waiting around for them to call and they won't call. They're gonna be cruel and they're gonna be misleading, and your mother wanted me to add this, that by in large football players are the worst offenders, however, I think that it pretty much crosses all lines.
Julie: Are you done?
Coach Taylor: You are beautiful, you are sensitive, you are sweet and I don't want to see you get hurt.
Julie: I love you too, dad.