This episode airs on NBC on March 13, 2009.
Billy: I was gonna name my first born Timmy. I mean that. Even if it was a girl.
Tim: (Lifts his shot glass) No regrets.
Billy: No regrets.
Both down their shots.
Tim: Ugh, that didn't sit right. Beer me. Beer me right now!
Lyla (walks in on Tim and Billy drinking): You're drunk right now? You have your meeting in like fifteen minutes.
Tim: I was just trying to help Billy mend his broken heart.
(Lyla comes out of her room)
Buddy: Oh.. It's alive! I thought I was gonna have to send in Search and Rescue.
Tim: I'm in because of you. (leans in to kiss Lyla) Oh wow. Mmm...are you on a bender right now? I almost got a buzz off your breath there just now. Like, I don't think it's safe for me to drive strong right now. And for me to say that - it's a lot.
Lyla: I'm sorry...
Tim: Don't be. It's fantastic. (kisses her) I'll get drunk with you. I'm on board.
Lyla (discussing college): Did you really get in?
Tim: Yeah, only Riggins to get in, probably the last.
Lyla: I knew you would.
Coach Taylor: (giving a half-time pep talk) Y'all want to end this season? Pack your bags and go home...you know where the door is. Otherwise I suggest you wake up, get your heads in this game. This defense is not gonna carry this team all night long. This offense has got to execute, or else I'll guarantee you our season ends tonight. Understood? I can't hear you.