WWE Friday Night SmackDown Season 9 Episode 11

Hornswoggle: Happy Saint Patrick's Day! (to Queen Sharmell) Kiss me! I'm Irish.
(Queen Sharmell runs away screaming)

JBL: I don't want to listen to you(Cole), if I want to learn something I will listen to myself.

Michael Cole: Oh my lord, I tell you John, you know, doing that to Daivari is one thing, but, how is Kane able to do that to the Great Khali at Wrestlemania?
JBL: The fact is - is Ford field big enough to contain those two monsters at Wrestlemania?

JBL: Thank God for Kane!

King Booker: Even though we are opponents at Wrestlemania in Money in the Bank match.
Finlay: You get that right.
King Booker: Last week you had a match with The Undertaker.
Finlay: Yeah?
King Booker: You mind sharing some points?
Finlay: You know what, I've got one for you!
King Booker: What's that?
Finlay: And you might want to write this down. (Screaming) RUN!!!

King Booker: Why? Why I'm in this match tonight with The Undertaker, I'm already in Money in the Bank ladder match. Who's there?
Finlay: Booker! Sharmell! I'm looking for Hornswoggle, have you seen him?
King Booker: Horn who?
Finlay: Hornswoggle. I've been looking for him all day long. He's in a heap of trouble.
Sharmell: No, we haven't seen that little pervert!
King Booker: No, we haven't seen him!

JBL: I know Chris Benoit for many years, Michael. He's a lot of things, coward he's not!

Michael Cole: MizTV maybe about to be canceled! Batista bomb!