WWE Friday Night SmackDown

John Morrison: The Friday Night Delight is in the building! Teddy Long: I know that's right. Hey, you know what? At Survivor Series, that was quite an effort. For a second there, I thought you was going to pull it off, dawg. John Morrison: Thanks, Teddy. It was kinda like the John Morrison version of 300 and the battle of Thermopylae. But with better abs.

Matt Hardy: Punk, you come out here and preach to each and every one of these people to follow your beliefs, like you're some sort of cult leader. The thing you didn't get about my brother, Jeff Hardy, is that he's a free spirit. Sure, he's got his flaws, we all do, even you. But you only targeted him because he wouldn't follow your rhetoric, wouldn't follow your nonsense, and other than demonising my brother for his lifestyle, you don't know anything about Jeff Hardy.

CM Punk: What I know about Jeff is that if he'd listened to me, if he searched and found the straight-edge inside of himself, instead of 'living for the moment,' he'd have more of a future, crawl out of a bottle. Matt Hardy: And if you would come off your soapbox for a moment, CM Punk, maybe you wouldn't be the former straight-edge Champion!