(After Batista knocks down Kane with a Clothsline)
Michael Cole: Here's the hook to the leg by Batista, kick out by the Undertaker at two. (brief pause) Kane, back into the ropes.
JBL: By Kane, not the Undertaker.
Michael Cole: Kane.
JBL: They look completely different.
Michael Cole: I'm ready for...
JBL: What the hell have you been doing? I'm the one that's supposed to be a draw.
Michael Cole: I'm ready for WrestleMania, I can't wait! Three weeks away.
JBL: That's a horrible segue way to cover up your mistake.
Michael Cole: CM Punk lives that straight edge lifestyle.
JBL: I call it boring!
Michael Cole: No drugs!
Michael Cole: No alcohol!
Michael Cole: No tobacco!
Melina: Playboy couldn't pay me enough to pose nude for all these people. My body is sacred and only for one man to see, Johnny Nitro!
Ashley: Not from what I have heard!
JBL:(to Michael Cole) Shut up Michael, just shut up and feel the presence of Undertaker!
JBL: Let's be honest, you aren't as dumb as you look. You do look stupid though.
Melina: You know, sweetheart, people would kill to see me post for Playboy, but …no they have to settle for you.
Ashley: You know what, Melina, I think it's high time that somebody shut you up, once and for all!
The Miz: Welcome to MizTV! Huurah!
JBL: I'm in hell.
JBL: It's a matter of survival right now, Michael, just like it's going be at Wrestlemania.
Michael Cole: Looks like King Booker's has been busted open
Sharmell: I'm only concerned because my husband is bleeding.
This marks the premire of Miz-TV.
Nielsen Rating: 2.7
Queen Sharmell was a guest commentator for Matt Hardy vs. King Booker match.
Ashley challenged Melina to match at Wrestlemania 23 for the Women's title.
Great Khali attacked Kane during interview.
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