DX come to the ring because it was supposed to be the Unified Tag Team Championship match between DX vs CM Punk & Luke Gallows, but instead Rey Mysterio comes down to tell Shawn Michaels that he won't face the Undertaker for the title at Wrestlemania if Shawn wins the Rumble because Rey says he will beat the Undertaker at the Rumble. Out comes CM Punk and company and the Straight Edge Society will become the tag team champions. Triple H says that no one cares about Punk's lifestyle and that he should shave his beard and take a shower. Then Teddy Long comes out and changes the entire show. Teddy announces it will be Rey Mysterio vs Shawn Michaels & CM Punk vs Triple H.
Match #1: Triple H vs CM Punk w/Luke Gallows & Sereena. H wins via DQ. Then the three beat on Triple H until they threaten to shave H's head, then Shawn Michaels makes the save.
Match #2: R-Truth vs Chris Jericho. Truth pins Jericho.
Josh Matthew interviews Batista….who apparently is off to play golf in the 1950s.
Match #3: No DQ for the Intercontinental Championship: John Morrison vs Drew McIntyre.
Match #4: Layla (In a fat suit pretending to be Mickie James) vs Michelle McCool. Michelle wins…no one cares.
Batista comes back from the 50's to threaten Shawn Michaels but Triple H walks up and Batista leaves. Then H & Shawn stare at each other.
Match #5: Rey Mysterio vs Shawn Michaels. No contest as Batista comes in and attacks both, then Triple H fights off Batista, then the Undertaker chokeslams both Shawn & Rey.