JBL: I feel like a fat kid at a pizza factory.
Michael Cole: You got the fat part right.
Teddy Long: I'm a BMW - Black Man Working!
JBL: What if when you said your name, people would laugh at it?
Michael Cole: People already laugh at me, I'm used to it!
Michael Cole: Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't care who he takes out! Sunday at Wrestlemania he could take out Mr.McMahon, he can take out Umaga, hell, he can take out Donald Trump!
Michael Cole: I can't even speak after looking at divas.
JBL: I've been in ladder match, Michael, I hated every damn minute, I've been on top of cages before, I hated every damn minute up because you fall – gravity sucks!
JBL: And let me tell you something… you're in a ladder match with Finlay – you better being climbing it, because when you're on the ground he's there waiting on you!
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin's first appearance on Smackdown in over three years.
Teddy Long becomes the replacement host for the interview with The Undertaker and Batista after JBL gets stunned by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Nielsen Rating: 2.8
Stone Cold Steve Austin came out and gave two stunners to JBL right before his interview with The Undertaker and Batista.
Great Khali took Edge's place in his match against Matt Hardy.
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