Jonathan Ross: Chris's book is out today, ladies and gentlemen, er, how lovely to have you here.
Chris Moyles There's a lovely story about you in it.
Jonathan Ross: Yeah, it's when I tell you to f**k off - well, let's relive that moment.
Chris Moyles: Well, you work for the BBC.
Jonathan Ross: Well, it's the other way round, I'll be honest with you.
Chris Moyles: [talking about his girlfriend] Trust me she looks a bit like Michelle in Grease 2, she looks a bit like her.
Jonathan Ross: She's a beautiful woman.
Chris Moyles: She is, she's a lovely woman.
Jonathan Ross: Is she partially sighted?
Roisin Murphy performed, ' Let me know'.