I do believe Alan Carr has been a 'warm-up' man on Jonathan's show, tonight he's a guest. Supernanny Jo Frost will undoubtedly be on the receiving end on some of Jonathan's 'I like a woman with a bit O' meat on her' chat.
Sir Ian McKellen is the fourth knight to appear this series, just one night with Uma would make most men happy. Saucy. Graham Coxon provides the music and if Uma starts a conversation with him it could turn into an episode of Beauty and the Geek.
No monkey business this week unless Graham Norton has a Cotton Top Tamarin in his pocket. Pale (but is she interesting?) Dita Von Teese provides the eye candy for the lads and Tom Jones is the third knight and the second orange Welshman to appear this series.
The monkey theme continues thanks to Johnny Vegas: "MONKEY"! I'm not sure who Carmen Electra is, sounds to me like something you buy your girlfriend at Christmas to make her hair look nice. Music comes from the Chili Peppers who will probably be displaying their nipples - on the BBC! Outrageous!moreless
Two high-chairs will replace the sofa tonight for ITV1 munchkins Ant and Dec. Alan Sugar will be his usual cheerful self and comedy actress Tamsin Greig will probably plug Green Wing. Following last week's monkey theme - music comes from Gorillaz.
Back for a new series and let's be honest, you'll never hear that said about Davina. Sir David Attenborough, a man so cool monkeys hang out with him; Gavin Henson who's more orange than an orang-utan and Pink who looks like she could punch a baboon out in one go.
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