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Who had the best punch lines?

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    thebiggame23

    [1]Jan 18, 2009
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    you write down what in your opinion was the best or at least on of the best punch lines. Have Fun!!!

    i wrote down monica and rachel together because i think they had the least punch lines out of the group... Sorry....

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    thebiggame23

    [2]Jan 18, 2009
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    [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler's head. Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey.]

    Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get 'ya?

    Chandler: No, you didn't get me!! It's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
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    Angelwomyn

    [3]Jan 18, 2009
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    I think Chandler had the best punch lines . . .

    Ross: I can't see through the door!

    Chandler: And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

    *

    Joey: Anybody have a coat hanger?

    Chandler: I do! Oh no, wait, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.

    *

    Chandler: When I get back, it's Chair City! And I'm the guy who's . . . sitting in a chair!

    *

    Chandler: (about his locked briefcase) You know, I forgot the combination to this a year ago. I just carry it around.

    *

    Monica: Be sleepy!

    Rachel: Yes! And grumpy!

    Chandler: What are you . . .? Stop naming dwarves!

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    thebiggame23

    [6]Jan 18, 2009
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    This is one of my favorite ross punch lines!!!

    Hillary: Okay. (She goes to turn the lights off and Ross sits on the couch. She has some black light posters on the wall.)

    Ross: (Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?

    Hillary: Are those your teeth??

    Ross: Ohh, you can see them, huh?

    Hillary: Yes. They're insanely white.

    Ross: I-I, did that for you.

    Hillary: What's a matter with you?

    Ross: What's a matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999!

    Edited on 01/18/2009 5:42pm
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    Kadodian

    [7]Jan 29, 2009
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    Chandler followed by Phoebe.
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    friendserking

    [8]Jan 29, 2009
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    Chandler for sure, but not including him I would say Ross.
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    ramo_zz

    [9]Jan 30, 2009
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    friendserking wrote:
    Chandler for sure, but not including him I would say Ross.


    I agree ) i love ross
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    banannie

    [10]Jan 30, 2009
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    I think Chandler had the best punch lines, followed by Ross and Rachel.
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