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    super_friend21

    [41]Mar 7, 2008
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    Yeah that one was hilarious

    OK I got 2. Chandler: So the ebola virus...that's gotta suck?

    Monica: 007 gets all the ladies
    Chandler: Batman has Robin!
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [42]Mar 7, 2008
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    stellarchick86 wrote:

    I thought of a few today that hes said but now I cant remember what they are, so heres just 2 I remember.

    (after seeing Ronnie): Oh look Joey! Theres the woman we ordered.

    And Joey: Ive been thinking. You know how Ive been seeing girls on top of girls... Chandler: You mean, end to end or tall like pancakes? LOL.



    I watched that episode today. It's one of the funnier season 1 episodes, largely thanks to Chandler.

    I love it in TO In Barbados, Part 1.

    Chandler : David's gonna propose to Phoebe...TONIGHT!
    Monica : Oh no. See what happens when you give people advice. I hope you told him not to.
    Chandler : That would be advice.

    and

    Chandler : I'm not so great with the advice. Could I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?
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    MisterMatthews

    [43]Mar 7, 2008
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    SHUCKLEMAN wrote:
    I like it in TOW The Dollhouse where Rachel tells him that Joanna liked him and wants to date him, and Chandler goes 'Oh, so she liked what she saw? Dug my action did she? Better make room for the Chan-Chan man!' and then Rachel goes 'Okay, that was...surreal'.

    I thought he said: "Checking out the Chan-chan man!"

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    stellarchick86

    [44]Mar 7, 2008
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    SHUCKLEMAN wrote:
    Chandler : I'm not so great with the advice. Could I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?

    Ah I love that one!

    I just thought of another-

    Monica: But then youd be going back and fourth all the time..it doesnt make sense.

    Chandler: Okay. HOW ABOUT YOU AND I LIVE TOGETHER AND YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING?

    haha

    Edited on 03/07/2008 12:41pm
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    super_friend21

    [45]Mar 7, 2008
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    MisterMatthews wrote:

    SHUCKLEMAN wrote:
    I like it in TOW The Dollhouse where Rachel tells him that Joanna liked him and wants to date him, and Chandler goes 'Oh, so she liked what she saw? Dug my action did she? Better make room for the Chan-Chan man!' and then Rachel goes 'Okay, that was...surreal'.

    I thought he said: "Checking out the Chan-chan man!"



    He did! lol
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    SHUCKLEMAN

    [46]Mar 7, 2008
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    MisterMatthews wrote:

    SHUCKLEMAN wrote:
    I like it in TOW The Dollhouse where Rachel tells him that Joanna liked him and wants to date him, and Chandler goes 'Oh, so she liked what she saw? Dug my action did she? Better make room for the Chan-Chan man!' and then Rachel goes 'Okay, that was...surreal'.

    I thought he said: "Checking out the Chan-chan man!"



    Well, I only quoted it from memory, but you knew which I was referring to I hope.

    I also like it in TOW Ross's Innapropriate Song, when Chandler goes 'Don't judge me, I'm only human!'.

    And in TOW The Male Nanny. 'Tell your friend to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com'. lol.

    And in TOW No One Proposes, when Joey is explaining how he was proposing to Rachel, and he was down on one knee, and Chandler says 'As we all are, at some point during the day!'

    Chandler is so funny in season 9. Well, I guess he's funny in all the seasons.
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    soulspike

    [47]Mar 7, 2008
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    Joey: i have to wake up early, im supposed to be playing a nineteen year old

    chandler: so when you say get up early you mean 1986
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    DOLPHINSHARK

    [48]Mar 7, 2008
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    when joey keeps asking chandler if he looks 19

    JOEY : on a scale of 1 to 10 do i look 19

    CHANDLER : yes on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look you are definitely 19.

    Edited on 03/07/2008 7:32pm
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    stellarchick86

    [49]Mar 7, 2008
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    DOLPHINSHARK wrote:

    when joey keeps asking chandler if he looks 19

    JOEY : on a scale of 1 to 10 do i look 19

    CHANDLER : yes on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look you are definitely 19.



    Actually, my favorite part of that whole scene is when Joey first walks out and Chandler (as dryly as he can say it) "take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me" LOL.
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    ramo_zz

    [50]Mar 8, 2008
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    I also liked the one when Melanie says "There's a little child inside this man" about Joey, and Chandler replies: "Yes, and the doctors say if they'll remove it he'll die"
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    maharajahu

    [51]Mar 8, 2008
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    in TOW the boobies
    Hey, it was an accident! It's not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of doughnuts. )
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    super_friend21

    [52]Mar 8, 2008
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    maharajahu wrote:
    in TOW the boobies
    Hey, it was an accident! It's not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of doughnuts. )


    Yeah I love that whole coffee house scene from TOW the Boobies.
    Chandler: Okay, rock, hard place, (sticks his head out), ME!!

    (Over the intercom)It's Phoebe, and Roj
    Chandler: Oh good, Roj is here
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    Boozy2shoe

    [53]Mar 8, 2008
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    Chandler: Yeah it must be so hard "Oh, no two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallets too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!

    Favorite Chandler line.
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    Ebs_73

    [54]Mar 9, 2008
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    ramo_zz wrote:
    Joey's Girlfriend: "There is a child inside this man." Chandler: "Yes, the doctors say that if they remove it he'll die."

    Chandler on phone: "I got her machine." Joey: "Her answering machine?" Chandler: "No, interesting enough, her leaf blower picked up." LOL

    Chandler: "Dear god, This parachutes a knapsack!!"

    LOL I LOVE these ones! And the gesture he makes with the last one is soo funny

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    stellarchick86

    [55]Mar 9, 2008
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    Ross: This is so great. Ive been given the gift of time!
    Chandler: Thats cool, Ive been given the gift of space..we should put them together and make a continum.

    I also love the end of TOW the resolutions where hes telling everyone what he thinks of their resolutions Phoebe, driving an airplane? Better make it a spaceship so you can go back to your home planet! And Ross? What are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock ? haha
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    harryathouse

    [56]Mar 12, 2008
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    When he took the mick out of Ross's girlfriend:

    "Elizabeth Hornswaggle! What? Are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    MisterMatthews

    [57]Mar 15, 2008
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    Even the 'smaller' jokes are good, like in the pilot:

    The buzzer goes off. Chandler: "Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound."

    Or when Ross is describing how bad he feels, like some part of his body has just been ripped out (I don't recall the actual line) and then Chandler immediately offers a cookie.

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    WickedNugget

    [58]Mar 15, 2008
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    SHUCKLEMAN wrote:
    I like the one from TOW The Videotape.

    Monica: Oh! Was that another joke?
    Chandler: Was that another question?

    I think Chandler was funniest in season 9 though. He had very funny one-liners in the earlier seasons, but he had funnier conversations in the later seasons, and Chandler wasn't the only funny character in the later seasons, like he was in season 1.


    hahahha! classic chandler^^ very funny
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    WickedNugget

    [59]Mar 15, 2008
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    Willick-Bunch wrote:

    Hi folks,

    since nobody of the friends ever laughs after Chandlers jokes, we have to give him some credit. What is chandlers best 'fricken' joke?

    I nominate this one from TOW the lesbian wedding:


    Monica: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!

    Chandler: Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

    hahah, so much fun!
    My fav:

    Chandler: Oh my God. I just told a kid he was adopted!
    Pheobe: That's not so bad, he was gonna find out anyway.
    Chandler: How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you were their birth mother?
    The triplets look at him like "omgwtf"
    Chandler: I'm gonna go and tell Emma that she was an accident."

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    stylecutter

    [60]Mar 16, 2008
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    i am not sure if you can call it a joke, but his dance in the TOW SKI TRIP episode when all are arguing is really hilarious, also his antics in TOW The Thumb episode where he chokes after spraying air freshener in his mouth.
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